After yesterdays post about Norah pooping in her sleep I thought I would share the song I made up about this momentous event. It started out a little something like this:
Automatic
Stinkomatic
Poops in her sleep
Then yesterday she kept pooping in the middle of her bottles (like a total of SIX poops throughout the day) so I added another verse:
Automatic
Stinkomatic
Poops while she eats
Anyway the two verses have now been put together into this lovely little ditty:
Automatic
Stinkomatic
Poops in her sleep
ah ah (insert a clap with each ah)
Automatic
Stinkomatic
Poops while she eats
ah ah (again insert claps)
And she poops while she sleeps
ah ah (clap clap!)
And she poops while she eats!
Norah absolutely LOVES this song. Her face lights up every time I sing it. Which sadly was all day because, lefts face it, it’s a pretty damn catchy song.
So there you have it. One of my many ridiculous songs that I make up and sing to my child. She loves them all no matter what they are about (obviously if she loves a song about her pooping habits). Maybe I’ll make a kids album with my songs about poop and bottles. What do you think? Don’t quit my day job right? HA!
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